wanna knw abt engineers????

wanna knw abt engineers????

Engineering Revisited

Any circuit design must contain at least

one part which is obsolete,

two parts which are unobtainable and

three parts which are still under development.

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

A failure will not appear till a unit

has passed final inspection.
If you can't fix it -- document it.

The primary function of the design engineer is

to make things difficult

for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

Interviewing an engineer

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb? None.

That's a second year subject.

How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb? One,

but the rest of the class copies the report.

How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?

"Will this question be in the final examination?"

How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Two.

One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None.

They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.

How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb? "Why bother?

The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway."

How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Five.

One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn,

one to calculate the force required,

one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb,

one to design a comfortable - but functional - hand grip,

and one to use all this equipment.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven.

One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball

and told to find the volume.

The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.

The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers

in his red-rubber-ball table after all its all abt the rt guess.